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proudgayconservative:

tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

So true…I need to stop watching this.

(Source: the-personal-quotes)

thedisembowelist:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

(Source: cartagra)

extraordin-harreh:

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg

(Source: okaytrue)

carissajadebyrne:

sexhilaration:

f3tchh:

jaypaks:

is this what it feels like to be on acid

soooo trippy

wat

heres a video on how to make chips and dip

I could contumaciously watch this.

(Source: mikedaoo)

laugh-your-butt-off:

donttouchmynewtonballs:

jammyleg:

improbablenormality:

torchwoods-consulting-timelady:

majorsarcasm19:

nerdofchaos:

oh-my-godstiel:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

lovelynobody00:

hypertaytay:

panchromaticrhythm:

fairlyevenparents:

wow i love the shade of purple she’s wearing

look at that grass, so well kept.

I really think that girl has an adorable smile

It was a foggy day that day

Are those daisies? I love daisies.

Are we really gonna ignore how awesome her hair looks in this picture? Really guys? Really?

are those flowers i can see in the background?

Okay, is NO ONE AT ALL going to notice how adorable those pants are? Look at those smiley faces!

OH MY GOD! What is that little girl doing out so late at night? Shouldn’t she be in bed?

What a nice bush in the background. 

I really like the light effects on this photograph! So much quality photographers out there!

HOLY SHIT!! Does no one notice that beautiful tee in the top right corner 

Wow! and her hair, it’s so well brushed!

(Source: petapeta)

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